Quotes

• March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like. 
Garrison Keillor 

• Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it. 
Rebecca Johnson 

• Silence is a text easy to misread. 
A.A.Attanasio 

• Some people make headlines while others make history. 
Philip Elmer-DeWitt 

• We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. 
Sam Keen 

• I can't sleep nights till I find out who hurled which ball through which aparatus. 
Niles on "Frasier," regarding basketball 

• If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. 
Old Irish Saying 

• The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
Matthew Arnold

• Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

• The cautious seldom err.
Confucius

• I'll not listen to reason.... Reason always means what someone else has got to say.
Elizabeth Cleghorn Gaskell

• One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. 
Henrik Ibsen

• The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. 
Alphonse de Lamartine

• The American continents ... are henceforth not to be considered as subjects for future colonization by any European powers.
James Monroe

• If God saw the way some Republicans invoked his name, he’d turn atheist.
Dennis Miller

• The Republicans are constantly painting fake tunnels on the sides of cliff walls, only to see President Clinton somehow beep beep right through them.
Dennis Miller

• I’m equal parts cynical and apathetic. I’m always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn’t take too much effort.
Dennis Miller

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